I See Stuff
The flight from Dulles airport to Amsterdam was so smooth. Nothing is really worth mentioning except for what happened at Heathrow airport.
I was sitting in the boarding area at the new terminal, watching the news and minding my own business. I saw an ugly woman heading toward the same boarding area, I thought to myself “Shush, she is going to sit just right next to me!” Indeed, she came and sat just next to me. I didn’t mind sitting by her, but she stunk really bad and I was thinking of how bad it’s going to be if she sat next to me in the airplane. And guess what? I was at 12A and she was at 12B.
I turned toward her and asked her “Are you real or am I imagining you in my head?” She smiled and moved to the free seat in the back!!
Was she real?






